ABOUT

Biographical information

BACKGROUND

I am a 28-year-old man from Canada. I’ve been writing and self-publishing fiction since 2019. I decided to venture into erotica under the new pen name Uniquely Vanilla in 2025 to free myself from the creative restraints I had faced in other genres.

HIGH CONCEPT, CEREBRAL EROTICA

My goal is to write unorthodox erotic fiction in diverse, novel scenarios, combining vivid storytelling with imaginative worldbuilding. I like subverting cliches and exploring bonding through shared vulnerability. Along with erotica and romance, I work across and blend genres such as absurdism, science fiction, horror, adventure, and fantasy.

Like with sex, I would get easily bored writing the same content over and over again. So, I am always experimenting with new ideas. Variety is the spice of life.

PEOPLE BEFORE FLESH

I write characters first as people, not genders or fetishes. I explore kindness, gentleness, and humanity. In my stories, individuals cherish love as a rarity in an imperfect, often harsh world.

STATS

Born: 1997 / Aquarius
Sex: Male / from Mars
Race: Snow white
Height: 5’ 6” / petite
Build: Slim / softly-toned
Assets: Modestly generous
Status: Damaged goods
Orientation: 89°
Children: None / gladly shooting blanks
Drugs: Never / just saying no
Religion: It never began
Politics: Happily divorced
Turn ons: Being treated like a teddy bear and a human being
Turn offs: Being treated like I belong in the meat aisle
Interests: My fans, music, dance

GETTING CANDID

Are you stories based on your real life?

I take inspiration from my dreams, fantasies, and, yes, my real-life experiences too.

Have you written under other pen names before?

Yes, but this is my only active one. And I am not disclosing past ones.

What software do you use for graphic design?
Affinity (I'm still using Affinity Designer 2).

What inspired your pen name?

Nothing in particular. It is just a play on words. It means conventional sexuality in non-conventional circumstances.

Is this you on (insert site here)?
If I do not link to a profile from my main site or otherwise verify, odds are it is not me. I do not have an Instagram, OnlyFans (you'd like me to, wouldn't you? 😏), or Facebook.

What do you mean by “damaged goods”?

It means trauma. It always means trauma...

Were you born a man?

Thankfully, I can't remember. But according to my birth certificate, I've always been one.

Are you stats accurate?

Most of the time.

What is your real name?

My name is Gladiator.

You make me cringe.

Mmm... then cringe hard for me, baby.